If you don’t use an empty house to sing obnoxiously and off key in your underwear you are doing life wrong
i love sir patrick stewart more with each passing day.
See, guys. This is how you do it. Notice the words “Not all men are like that” are never spoken.
I get this completely irrational and projected feeling that Patrick Stewart figured something out when he was 65 that he needed to figure out his whole life and that made him finally able to be happy and it makes me so happy to see him happy I just want to cuddle the idea of his happiness.
how do girls know that they’re off of their periods? do their vaginas like ding or something?
an elf pops out and throws confetti at us and yells “YOU’RE FREE! See you next month”
so you give birth to an elf every month?
and that, kids, is how Santa gets his elves
and why one of Christmas’ colors is red.
HOLY SHIT…this website is on drugs
Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.
Demons run when a good man goes to war.
There are three things all wise men fear: the sea in storm, a night with no moon, and the anger of a gentle man
reblogging for accuracy
Are you tired of being alone? Do you finally want to get back out on the dating scene and QUICKLY? Do you want to show “Sheryll” or any other woman just how sexy you look now? Well, then you are going to love the post breakup diet and workout plan. A five day plan that when properly executed will have you looking better than any model, athlete, or “Volunteer Fireman named Tom who is a ‘great listener’.” It worked for me, so it is going to work for you!
Omg. I’ve been doing this for two weeks.
People are afraid of themselves, nowadays. They have forgotten the highest of all duties, the duty that one owes to oneself. Of course they are charitable. They feed the hungry, and clothe the beggar. But their own souls starve, and are naked.
The worst battle you have to fight is between what you know and what you feel.
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